The Religion of    
 

 

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Meet our Staff

Pastor Timm Yenmore is the visionary secular-spiritual leader whom we are all very proud to follow. He has defined our mission eloquently, binding and galvanizing us in our congregational quest.

Personally, the ROSe mission is a radical change of direction for Pastor Timm, who describes himself as having been "a cynical man" ...until Mitt Romney inspired him by saying the Religion of Secularism is wrong.

Pastor Timm's veneration of Mitt Romney (and his hair!) is limitless. His ability to revere that which insulted his most fiberous beliefs is nothing short of inspirational.

We are deeply indebted to Pastor Timm for bringing us together and crystallizing our mission.

ROSe Musical Director Brother Eric is responsible for all of our arrangements and accompaniment.

Brother Eric is a devoted comrade and a gifted musician, His brilliant performance in the ROSe definitive sermon demonstrates his harmony with our secular religious message, and his sympathy and devotion to our shared vision. ...And, who would ever suspect that it was improvised?

"We had this vision." says Brother Eric. "One day, while lazily tracing out what I later realized to be the petals of a rose in my mashed potatoes, I got this phone call. It was the Pastor Timm. He instantly made everything clear. Our mission was now clear to me. As clear as a crystal!"

 

Church Sexton Brother Freeman is responsible for recording and posting the sermons, for brewing our delicious coffee, and sweeping up.

Freeman has worked with secular and religious practitioners of Judaism, (Hassidim, Reformed, etc.) Islam, (Sufis and Dervishes) and Catholicism (Maryknoll and Jesuit) as well as Protestant and Fundamentalist Christians including Anglican, Rastafarians, Episcopal, UCC, Pentacostal, ...even Unitarians!

Brother Freeman's professional recordings include several Priests, a Bishop and an Archbishop.

"Many have been moved, upon hearing a choir, a gospel service, or a call to prayer, to join a congregation and therefore also, a religion. I was similarly moved, and answered the call, like my mentor Bill, (who recorded for the Mormon Tabernacle,) a became non-sectarian Holy/sound man. ...It's not about Atheism!"

Praise Willard!

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